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PARENT - Job Description (Part 2 of 2)

This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, we aren’t sure any of us would have done it!!
  • Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma, Mother, Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop

  • Long term, team players needed, for challenging, permanent work in an often chaotic environment.
  • Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.
  • Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities!
  • Travel expenses not reimbursed.
  • Extensive courier duties also required.

  • None.
  • Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you.
    • None required unfortunately.
    • On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.

    • Get this! You pay them!
    • Offering frequent raises and bonuses.
    • A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent.
    • When you die, you give them whatever is left.
    • The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.

    • While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love, and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.

    • Grandkids

    Chris & Dan Buendo,
    Energetic Parents AND Grateful Sons
    P.S. Forward this to all the PARENTS you know, in appreciation for everything they do on a daily basis, letting them know they are appreciated for the fabulous job they do...or forward with love to anyone thinking of applying for the job.

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