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March 12, 2012 Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that 's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father—in—law jokes? The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of three friends — if they're okay, then it's you. Sincerely, Chris & Dan Curious Co-Publishers P.S. Thank you for welcoming us into your homes & hearts every week.
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