|Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?|
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money in the account?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Chris & Dan
P.S. Thank you for welcoming us into your homes & hearts every week.
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|10/21||Wiggles & Giggles ( Mommy and Me Class)|
|10/21||Bereavement Support Group|
|10/21||Free Program for Veterans|
|10/21||Belly Dance Drills & Zills|